Quotes
Jon Calvert: ‘ Tom….I think I may be a complete idiot…I was under the impression that St. Alban’s was in Leeds. St. Alban’s isn’t in Leeds is it Tom?’
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Waiter (with a lunch order): Faggots?
Crocker: Here!
A bit later, Crocker explained his choice…
Crocker: I quite like faggots.
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Tom: So why didn’t you look at Cambridge Major for tonight?
Louise: Because I was cooking you dinner!
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Adam: Are you fiddling with it again?
James: No, it came out so I’m putting it back in again.
(We were discussing tail- ends. Obviously)
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Jon C: We’ll start with something simple…..Cambridge and Yorkshire spliced.
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Dot: James, are you fingering them all until you find one you like?
(Discussion about the tower sweets) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Discussion about the tower sweets) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(One cold December morning…)
Adam: Can we see your breath Dot?
(Awkward pause)
Dot: Sorry, I misheard you! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Adam: Can we see your breath Dot?
(Awkward pause)
Dot: Sorry, I misheard you! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(As the call changes Annelise was calling started to get rather messy…)
Adam: Call them back into rounds.
(Pause for thought)
Annelise: Rounds!
Adam: Call them back into rounds.
(Pause for thought)
Annelise: Rounds!
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Katie: I quite like any muscle wherever it is!
